With Ford v Ferrari being so successful

With Ford v Ferrari being so successful.

Chevy has decided to come out with their own movie. Total Recall

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Can someone describe what this new film "Ford v Ferrari" is about, please?.

Can someone describe what this new film "Ford v Ferrari" is about, please?.

In Le Mans terms.

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What does Ford stand for?.

What does Ford stand for?.

Found On Road DeadMy step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

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What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie.

What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie.

Total recall

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I heard Samsung is making a feature film.

I heard Samsung is making a feature film.

They're calling it Total Recall.

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Three friends die and go to heaven...

Three friends die and go to heaven...

s how many times he cheated on his wife, to which the man responds "twice." God flips through the big book, and sure enough, the man was telling the truth. "Since you were honest, you can get into heaven, but for cheating on your wife twice, you have to drive this 1996 Chevy Lumina for eternity," and he hands the man the keys.

God then looks at the next man and asks the same question. "I cheated on my wife 10 times," the next man replied nervously. God opened his big book, flipped through and saw that the man was telling the truth.

"For cheating on your wife 10 times, you will drive a rusty 1977 Ford Pinto for eternity" and hands the man the keys.

God then turns to the third man. "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"I never did."

God looks at the man skeptically and replies "You know if you lie to me, you will have to spend eternity in hell. I'll give you one more chance to tell the truth. How many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"I didn't cheat on her, God, I was always faithful."

"Very well then." God said, and flipped to the man's name in his book.

God looks up at the man, surprised, and says "Well what do you know? You were telling the truth! Here's a Ferrari Enzo made of solid gold to drive forever! Now go enjoy heaven, my children."

They all start driving into heaven, but then the first two men see the golden Ferrari stopped at the gate. They go to see what the problem is, and the driver is crying in the front seat.

"You are in heaven and you get to drive a car made of solid gold until the end of time, what could possibly be wrong?"

"I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"

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Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..

Two old farmers were talking about the 'good-ole-days'..

The old farmer from Texas says, "When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property."The old farmer from Kentucky said, "Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... you shoulda gota Ford...hell, they'll get ya all th... read more

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