Bull v cop

Bull v cop.

An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Dorset yesterday evening...“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the ... read more

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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the au... read more

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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...

An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...

“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out... read more

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