A thief walks into an electronic store and grabs a T.V

A thief walks into an electronic store and grabs a T.V.

Owner of the store screams, “Acts 2:38!”The thief then stays still and doesn’t move.Police then come in and thief is handcuffed.Police: “Why didn’t you run? The owner is just an old lady”Thief: “She said she had an Axe and two .38’s”

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