I slept with a married woman on V day

I slept with a married woman on V day.

Wife was thrilled, needless to say.

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I set my alarm clock password to me and my wife's wedding anniversary.

I set my alarm clock password to me and my wife's wedding anniversary.

Needless to say, I haven't slept in weeks.

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Bros v. Hoes.

Bros v. Hoes.

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over ... read more

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Bros v. Hoes.

Bros v. Hoes.

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

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A very poor couple had just been married.

A very poor couple had just been married.

and all they could afford was to share a house with an elderly couple. What's worse is thatthey had to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the oldercouple slept on the lower half. Needless to say, the young couplewanted sex often. Instead of asking the question explicit... read more

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A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with.

A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with.

After the question, the woman doesn't respond.The man asks again "Just tell me, it's fine. How many men have you slept with?"His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.The man says "I am sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each o... read more

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A husband and wife are sitting alone on a hill...

A husband and wife are sitting alone on a hill...

...and the woman says "Darling, do you love me?"

The man says "Do you see all the stars in the sky?"

"Yes?"

"That's how many women I've slept with since I married you."

"But it's daytime. Only the sun is out."

"Yes. Only one: your sister."

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