T and V were angry when something came between them and watching good 90s reruns

T and V were angry when something came between them and watching good 90s reruns.

It was Mad about U.

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What did T say to reassure V?.

What did T say to reassure V?.

"Don't worry. I'm right behind U."

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*finds old Ouija board*.

*finds old Ouija board*.

"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"

W-E-H-A

"Guys--"

"Shut up"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U

"Guys--"

"Keep going"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y

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If someone just texts you "K", just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

If someone just texts you "K", just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

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Canadian Alphabet.

Canadian Alphabet.

EH B C D E EHF G EH I JEH K L M N O P Q R SORRY T U V W X Y-EH Z

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There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight...

There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight...

u here."

Mad said, "Okay." Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officer's lap.

Angry, the policeman asked, "Are you looking for a fight?"

Mad replied, "Yes, I am."

The policeman asked, "Are you mad?"

Mad replied, "Yes, I am Mad."

The policeman then asked, "Don't you have a brain?"

Mad replied, "Brain is outside sir."

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A southern sheriff is investigating a murder...

a southern sheriff is investigating a murder...

...and is writing where they died. the sheriff writes "the first fella died in the d-i-t-c-h." then he goes to the second body and writes "this fella died in the d-i-t-c-h." then he goes to the third body and writes "this fella died in the ~~b-o-w-l~~ ~~b-o-l-e-v-a-r~~ ~~b-u-o-l-o-v~~" and then he moved the body into the ditch.

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