What do stalkers and the letter V have in common?

What do stalkers and the letter V have in common?.

They're always behind U

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What did T say to reassure V?.

What did T say to reassure V?.

"Don't worry. I'm right behind U."

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A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:.

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:.

G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K

Doctor: Can you read the letters?

Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

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What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?.

What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?.

They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?.

'w'

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*finds old Ouija board*.

*finds old Ouija board*.

"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"

W-E-H-A

"Guys--"

"Shut up"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U

"Guys--"

"Keep going"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y

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What do girls and noodles have in common?.

What do girls and noodles have in common?.

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Bonus: by u/kismetpink They're straight until I get them wet

Bonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up

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