2 engineers v/s a Blonde

2 engineers v/s a Blonde.

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing."We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple ... read more

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Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one... read more

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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

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Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.

feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

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Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys.

Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys.

were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up. A woman walks by and asked what they are doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole said Bob, But we don't have a ladder.

The woman said, Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox. She loosened a few bolts and then laid the flagpole down.

She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, Eighteen feet and three inches and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed, Well ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman? he said, We need the height and she gives us the length!

Ray and Bob are still working for the government. But now they're congressmen.

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Typical blonde.

Typical blonde.

Billy-Bob and Jimmy stood at the base of the flagpole and looked at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We should find the height of this flagpole," said Jimmy, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took the key from her purse, loosened a few screws and put the bar on the ground. Then she took a tape measure out of her purse, took the measurement and said, "Twenty-one feet, six inches," and walked away. Jimmy shook his head and laughed: "Typical blonde! We ask for height and she gives us the length! "

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Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said one, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, "Twenty... read more

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