So there's a guy sitting on his couch watching T.V

So there's a guy sitting on his couch watching T.V.

He hears a knock at the door and gets up to answer. Opens it and there's a snail sitting there. He picks up the snail and throws it. About a year later he gets another knock and it's that same snail. The snail looks up at him and says "What the fuck was that about?!"

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men, takes a step back, winds up, and kicks the snail as far as he can, then slams the door.

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"What did you do that for?!"

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