A man is sitting on his couch watching TV...
men, takes a step back, winds up, and kicks the snail as far as he can, then slams the door.
Two years later, the man is sitting on his couch again, when he once again hears the doorbell. He opens the door, and there on the doorstep is the snail, looking puffed out and disheveled, who says to the man,
"What did you do that for?!" Read More