I had my first one night stand today

I had my first one night stand today.

My legs are starting to go numb. Does anyone have a chair for me to sit on?

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Woah, Today My Head ‘Fell Asleep’ Like Your Arms & Legs Do Sometimes.

Woah, Today My Head ‘Fell Asleep’ Like Your Arms Legs Do Sometimes.

It was mind numbing.

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A surgeon cut off the wrong leg at my hospital today!!!

A surgeon cut off the wrong leg at my hospital today!!!.

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They decided to cut off the other leg. They determined that the patient couldn't sue them because he didn't have a leg to stand on!

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A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

She gets into the gown and positions herself into the stirrups. When the doctor comes in, he tells her that the exam may be painful and asked if she would like to be numbed. Afraid of the pain, she replies, please. The doctor says okay, this will just take a minute . The doctor puts on his gloves, lifts up her gown, begins to put his head between her legs and goes numb numb numb numb...

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Today the president signed a bill making it against the law to get up out of a chair.

Today the president signed a bill making it against the law to get up out of a chair.

I tried to sue but the judge said there was no legal standing.

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I got into a debate with a handicapped man today...

I got into a debate with a handicapped man today...

Apparently it didn't help my case when I told him he didn't have a leg to stand on...

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My dog was standing on her hind legs.

My dog was standing on her hind legs.

My dog was standing on her hind legs.

I guess she felt she had to pause in mid air.

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