A Hanes commercial came on while I was watching T.V. with my daughter. She turned and said, "oh please Dad, don't act like you never wore tighty whities...
I responded, "Yes, there was a brief period."
According to commercials, women are like Picasso.
They have a blue period.
Picasso greatly influenced sanitary napkin commercials.
He also had a blue period.
Periods aren't bad.
Its just women's ovary acting
Women on their period always ovary act.
*insert pun here*
I told a girl that periods are no big deal.
She ovary acted
Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems'.
She'll ovary act