My friend asked me how long I'v been married

My friend asked me how long I'v been married.

I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30

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I’ve been married for 30 years, but it only feels like 15 minutes ...

I’ve been married for 30 years, but it only feels like 15 minutes ...

... underwater.

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The wind is blowing like a 50yr old woman who's been married for 30 yrs.

The wind is blowing like a 50yr old woman who's been married for 30 yrs.

Intermittently and with little effort

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Me: As I've gotten older, I've come to feel that 60 is the new 30.

Me: As I've gotten older, I've come to feel that 60 is the new 30.

Policeman: I don't care what you "feel", buster, 30 is the speed limit!

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20 minutes into Disney+ and chill...

20 minutes into Disney+ and chill...

and I've already got a friend in me.

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Q: What do snowmen do when they're not feeling well? A. They take a chill pill!

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I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story.

I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story.

Within 30 minutes I had a friend in meall credit goes to u/APater6076

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