My friend asked me how long I'v been married.
I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30
I’ve been married for 30 years, but it only feels like 15 minutes ...
The wind is blowing like a 50yr old woman who's been married for 30 yrs.
Intermittently and with little effort
Me: As I've gotten older, I've come to feel that 60 is the new 30.
Policeman: I don't care what you "feel", buster, 30 is the speed limit!
20 minutes into Disney+ and chill...
and I've already got a friend in me.
Q: What do snowmen do when they're not feeling well? A. They take a chill pill!
I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story.
Within 30 minutes I had a friend in meall credit goes to u/APater6076