My friend asked me "why are u making jerky during quarantine"

My friend asked me "why are u making jerky during quarantine".

Because these are drying times

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When u get to college u get the freshman15 - what do u call the weight u gain during quarantine?.

When u get to college u get the freshman15 - what do u call the weight u gain during quarantine?.

The Covid-19

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Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud?.

Did you hear about the beef jerky manufacturer who was convicted of fraud?.

It was a cut and dry case.

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Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really... He's best friends with a ball??

Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really... He's best friends with a ball??.

**Me, during quarantine:** Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a bitch!

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.

Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.

Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

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You can't spell Quarantine.

You can't spell Quarantine.

without U R A Q T

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What jokes are allowed during quarantine?.

What jokes are allowed during quarantine?.

Inside jokes.

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