There are no words in the dictionary that start with “O” and end with “e”

There are no words in the dictionary that start with “O” and end with “e”.

Actually, I can think of one

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?.

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?.

Incorrectly is the only word spelled

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What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?.

What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?.

An envelope.

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Radio Station Contest.

Radio Station Contest.

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Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Goan f$k yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Francis."

DJ: "Francis, what's your word?"

Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

DJ: "... You are correct, Francis, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"

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Question starts with a Q...

Question starts with a Q...

...and ends with an E.

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Radio contest.

Radio contest.

eplied: "Goan. Spelt G-O-A-N. Pronounced 'go-an'". The DJ looked up the word, and sure, it wasn't in the dictionary. "You're correct Dave, the word 'goan' does not appear in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali, in what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"

Dave promptly replied: "Goan fuck yourself!". The DJ quickly cut off the call, and apologized to his listeners. He went ahead and took other calls, but none of them were successful. At one point, he got another call which was quite promising.

"96FM here, what is your name sir?" - The caller calmly replied: "Hello, me name's Jeff." - "So Jeff, what's the word you came up with?". Jeff waited a second, and then replied: "Smee. Spelt S-M-E-E. Pronounced 'smee'."

The DJ, again, looked up the word, but of course, it didn't appear in the dictionary. "You are absolutely correct Jeff, smee is not a word in the dictionary. Tell me, what sentence have you come up with so that it can be used whilst still making sense?"

Jeff swiftly came with the answer: "Smee again, goan fuck yourself!"

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Q: What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter? A. An envelope.

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