What is the estimated 6th commandment of math?

What is the estimated 6th commandment of math?.

Tau shall not steal.

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A preacher gives a sermon on the 10 Commandments ...

A preacher gives a sermon on the 10 Commandments ...

hoping that when he got to "Thou Shall Not Steal" whoever stole his bike would confess.

No one confessed.

But when he got to the part about "Thou shall not commit adultery" he remembered where he left his bike.

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So, God goes to different countries asking if they're interested in his commandments.

So, God goes to different countries asking if they're interested in his commandments.

First, he tried the French. He said:

"Would you be interested in commandments?"

The French replied "what's in 'em?"

God said "Well, one is that you shall not commit adultery"

and the French said "no thanks."

Next God tried the Romanians. He asked if they would be interested in some commandments, to which the Romanians replied,

"what's in them?"

God said "well, one says you shall not steal..."

the Romanians say "no thanks."

Next, God tried Israel. He said, "do you want some commandments?"

They immediately said "how much?"

God said, "well, they're free, but you will hav-"

"We'll take ten!"

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Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?.

Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?.

According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...

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What does a math wizard tell the lazy calculus student?.

What does a math wizard tell the lazy calculus student?.

You! Shall! Not! Pass!

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The Church just added an 11th COMMANDMENT.

The Church just added an 11th COMMANDMENT.

Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor.

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The God came down..

The God came down..

sted.”

So, God went to the Italians and said, “I have commandments.”

“What are commandments?” The Italians asked.

“They are rules of living.”

“Can you give us an example?”

“Thou shalt not steal.”

“Not steal? We’re not interested.”

Next God went to the French and said, “I have commandments.”

“What are commandments?” The French asked.

“They are rules of living.”

“Can you give us an example?”

“Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s wife.”

“Not covet my neighbor’s wife? No, we’re not interested.”

So, God went to the Jews and said, “I have commandments.”

“Commandments?” Queried the Jews. “How much are they?”

“They’re free.”

“We’ll take ten.”

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