Four surgeons are talking..

Four surgeons are talking...

Four surgeons are talking about their favorite types of patients to operate on. The first surgeon says he prefers to operate on librarians, because when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order. The second surgeon says he likes to operate on accountants, because everythin... read more

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Four Surgeons.

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everythin... read more

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Four surgeons are talking...

Four surgeons are talking...

Four surgeons are talking about their favorite types of patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says he prefers to operate on librarians, because when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.

The second surgeon says he likes to operate on accountants, because everything inside is numbered.

The third surgeon says his favorite are artists because everything is color-coded.

Finally the last surgeon says nah, you are all wrong politicians are the easiest, because they are brainless, gutless, heatless, and lack a spine.

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Four surgeons.

Four surgeons.

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."

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Four surgeons.....

Four surgeons.....

......sat around discussing their favourite patients type.

1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."

2nd surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order."

3rd surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded." The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief. The 4th surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts and brains are interchangeable."

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Four surgeons are discussing about who they like to operate on.

Four surgeons are discussing about who they like to operate on.

The first one says “I like to operate on librarians. When you open them up, everything is sorted alphabetically”The second one says “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized”The third one says “I like operating on electricians. When... read more

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Surgeons.

Surgeons.

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The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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