When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.
Unfortunately, I didn't impress anyone at the cremation...
After cremating my grandma, I put her ashes into a trophy.
She urned it.
I took my grandma to fish spa. Everyone freaked out!.
But in my defense, it's more affordable than cremation.
I walked in on my Grandma sucking grandads dick last night...
I dont know why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him?
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated.
So in the end, we let her live.
My grandma made me my favorite dessert, strudel.
Unfortunately I couldn't eat it since it was stollen.
Not trying to impress anyone here but..
I got a hundred percent on my iq test.