Today, I summarized the story of Easter for my 15 y/o son:.
"... and then Jesus respawned."
Jesus was a gamer.
After respawning he went to the next level.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!.
It's not my birthday but a scary looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
You think you have lag...?.
Jesus took 3 days to respawn.
Why does Jesus hates playing video games?.
Because it takes him three days to respawn.
Why doesn't Jesus play first-person shooter games?.
It takes him 3 days to respawn.
Why did no one wants to play video-games with Jesus?.
Because it takes him 3 days to respawn.