I didn't realize how racist my family was until I brought my black girlfriend home for Thanksgiving dinner.
My wife and kids HATED her!
Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?.
He lost track of thyme.
So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, "are you hungry, dear?"And the turkey answers, "no, I'm stuffed."
I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner.
He's good at carving white meat.
You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house?.
The sexual tensions
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.
The EU was invited to a thanksgiving dinner.
but they refused to have turkey