I found out that one day of the year doesn't exist, and its today

I found out that one day of the year doesn't exist, and its today.

4/04, day not found.

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Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to...

Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to...

"4:04 teacher not found"

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What's the most problematic time of day?.

What's the most problematic time of day?.

4:04

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Got up in the middle of the night, and couldn't find my alarm clock.

Got up in the middle of the night, and couldn't find my alarm clock.

Checked the time on my cell phone, it was 4:04. Made sense.

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Types of salaries.

Types of salaries.

* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying

* The damned salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it

* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence

* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't

* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days

* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down

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Why doesn't Santa Claus masturbate on Christmas?.

Why doesn't Santa Claus masturbate on Christmas?.

Because he doesn't exist.

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My sex life is like Santa Claus.

My sex life is like Santa Claus.

-Why? Doesn't it exists?

-No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids..

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