"Mom, I think my egg isn't well" "Shut up and keep eating!"

"Mom, I think my egg isn't well." "Shut up and keep eating!".

"Mom, do I have to eat the beak too?"

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Mom, why is dad so pale?.

Mom, why is dad so pale?.

Shut up Joseph, just keep digging

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Mommy mommy I dont wanna see grandma!.

Mommy mommy I dont wanna see grandma!.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

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A boy says to his mother, “Mommy, I hate my sister’s guts.”.

A boy says to his mother, “Mommy, I hate my sister’s guts.”.

The mother replies, “Shut up and keep eating.”

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My friend used to boast about how much super glue he could eat.

My friend used to boast about how much super glue he could eat.

He now keeps his mouth shut

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Its interesting that different animals have different ways of showing what type of food they eat.

Its interesting that different animals have different ways of showing what type of food they eat.

Birds for example. They have triangle beaks if they eat plant, but hooked beaks if they eat meatAnd those with flat teeth eat plants but ones with more canine sharp teeth eat meat.Usually it would be hard to tell with humans, but they'll just tell you if they're vegan.

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Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar.

Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar. That’s fish eggs! Employee #2: I’d try it. After all, I eat chicken eggs. Employee #3: You eat chicken eggs?! Source: overheardintheoffice.com

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