My coach, Nate O'Brien, asked if I knew his initials the other day

My coach, Nate O'Brien, asked if I knew his initials the other day.

Do you know what it is?

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Two boys, Nathaniel and Daniel, are captured by a madman. Daniel is sent into a room with a one way window that only Daniel could see through. On the other side, he saw his friend, Nate, with the madman...

Two boys, Nathaniel and Daniel, are captured by a madman. Daniel is sent into a room with a one way window that only Daniel could see through. On the other side, he saw his friend, Nate, with the madman...

Nate looked very frightened but if they've learned anything together during their years of friendship is that they'll always make it out of bad situations.The madman finishes talking to Nate and walks out of the room, Nate adopting a relieved smile on his face. Then, the madman walks... read more

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Nate the Snake.

Nate the Snake.

long drive they had packed very little food and water. John was only able to find a small bottle of water for his journey. So in the heat of the desert John started to trek to the nearest town. On the first day John made good progress and only drank about a fourth of his water. The next day he was very tired and drank almost his entire bottle and made very little progress. On the third day he was had finished his water and was barely able to walk. When he was just about to give up and face death, he spotted a giant snake in the distance. He stumbled over to the snake and asked where the nearest town was. The snake replied that it was still about 50 miles away and that John stood no chance of reaching it alive. Now the Snakes name was Nate and he was no ordinary snake. Nate told John that he could grant him three wishes, but with each wish their would be a consequence to come with it. The first wish would come with the consequence of Nate bitting John. The second wish would come with the consequence of a great responsibility. The third and final wish would come with the consequence of the greatest responsibility of all. John agrees because he stands no other chance of survival. So Nate asks John what he wants for his first wish. John is unsure so he asks what people normally wish for, Nate replies that most people wish for infinite endurance so they can escape the desert. John agrees with that so Nate bites him and John gains infinite endurance. Nate then asks John what he wants for his second wish, John is unsure so he asks Nate what most people ask for. Nate replies that most people ask for infinite strength and John agrees. Nate then gives John infinite strength and gives him a great responsibility. The responsibility is to take care of Nate's son Jake. Nate tells John to show Jake the world and to keep him safe at all times. Finally John has the option to ask his final wish. John again asks Nate what most people choose. Nate replies that most ask for infinite wisdom. John of course agrees. Nate gives John infinite wisdom and the greatest responsibility of the world. Suddenly a lever comes out from under the sand. Nate explains to John that this lever is the most important thing in the entire world. One pull of this simple lever and everything on the world would be destroyed. Nate makes John promise that if the world is ever so bad and evil he will pull this lever. Now John is a man who holds true to his promises and responsibilities. The next years were full of adventures and excitement for John and Jake. They traveled the world together and saw so many crazy things. One day when they were camping in the wilderness Jake was attacked by a bear. Only by Johns infinite strength Jake barely made it out alive. After his near death experience Jake realized that he had barely spent anytime with his father Nate. Jake explained this to John and said he wanted to be with his father more. John agreed and proposed the idea of buying a large camper and taking Nate on all their journeys with them across the world. Jake loved the idea so John and Jake bought a camper and headed to the desert to pick up Nate. Since it had been years since they last visited Nate, John had trouble finding him. Finally as John drove over a dune he saw Nate and the lever standing at the bottom of the dune. In Johns excitement he sped up the camper to a whopping 80 mph. This however was a horrible idea because he lost control of the camper and its brakes gave out. John was headed straight for the Lever and Nate. Now John had only two choices; turn the camper and hit Nate or hit the lever and kill all mankind. John in all his infinite wisdom knew that he could not hit the lever. Jake was crying and so were John and Nate, but they all knew, better Nate than lever.

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A football team loses the championship...

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My wife had laser eye surgery last week.

Turns out her vision was initially worse than we knew. But it’s 20/20 now and she’s looking forward to staying friends.

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