A man is driving recklessly on the highway

A man is driving recklessly on the highway.

A man is driving recklessly on the highway. A cop sees him me pulls him over.The officer asks the man to step outside of his vehicle and then asks for him to pee into a cup.The man replies " I can't do that I'm diabetic, my blood sugar will get to low"The officer then asks the man to blo... read more

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A man is driving recklessly on the highway.

A man is driving recklessly on the highway.

w into a breathalyzer to which he replies "I can't do that I'm n asthmatic, if I do that I won't be able to breathe"

The officer then asks the man to recite his abc's backwards which he can't do because he does not know how to read and write.

The officer finally asks the man to walk straight on a white line.

The man replies " I can't do that either"

" why not?" The officer asks.

"Because I'm drunk"

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The Lady with the dead body in the trunk.

The Lady with the dead body in the trunk.

One night Charlotte was speeding down the highway as a police pulls her over.The cop comes up and asks her, **"what the heck was making you drive so fast??"**Charlotte quickly tries to explain herself and tells the officer **"Sir, I have a dead body in the trunk of my car"**A... read more

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A policeman pulls over a man driving recklessly.

A policeman pulls over a man driving recklessly.

The policeman asks "How high are you?"The man says "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'."

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An old woman was driving down the highway...

An old woman was driving down the highway...

An old woman was driving down the highway at 35mph when a highway patrol officer pulled her over. He asked the woman if she knew why he pulled her over. She said "I have no clue, officer. I was obeying the speed limit..." The officer then replied with "Ma'am, you were traveling far too slow to be driving in the highway." The woman, with a confused look on her face then pointed to a sign up ahead and said, "But officer, that sign says the speed limit is 35! I had to have been obeying the speed limit!" The officer turned to see the sign that marked what highway they were on, highway 35. He then turned around, and looked at the women's friend, sitting in the back, eyes as big as silver dollars, he asked the woman in the back what was wrong. She replied quietly with "We just got off of highway 160."

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A man is driving in the highway.

A man is driving in the highway.

When his wife calls him very saying "watch out, a crazy man is driving into oncoming traffic in the highway you usually take to work"

The man replies: "one? Everyone is doing it"

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An officer pulls over a car full of nuns...

An officer pulls over a car full of nuns...

A police officer saw a car full of nuns going much too slow for the highway they were on. He pulled them over and went up to the driver. "Why are you going so slow?" The nun that was driving then replied "That sign right there says 20." The police officer looked at the sign. "That's the highway number that you are on." "Oh, sorry officer." The police officer looked in the back seat to see three nuns that looked like they were terrified. "What's wrong with them?" the officer asked. The nun that was driving looked back at them. "We just got off of highway 190."

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