A young student asks his teacher...

A young student asks his teacher....

“Teacher, may I go to the bathroom?”The teacher replies, “Sure, but first you must recite your ABC’s.”The kid then stands up and recites, “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”The teacher then says, “where is the P?”And the kid replies, “It’s dripping down my leg.”

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A young student asks his teacher....

A young student asks his teacher....

Teacher, may I go to the bathroom?

The teacher replies, Sure, but first you must recite your ABC's.

The kid then stands up and recites, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ

The teacher then says, where is the P?

And the kid replies, It's dripping down my leg.

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A kindergarten class was learning their ABCs.

A kindergarten class was learning their ABCs.

One kindergartener raises his hand and asks the teacher if he can go to the bathroom."You can go to the bathroom if you say your ABCs" the teacher replies."Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz""Where's the P?""Running down my leg"

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Student: may i use the bathroom?

student: may i use the bathroom?

Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet.

Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher: wheres the p?

Student: running down my leg.

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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet ,

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet ,

The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz,

Where’s the p,

He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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A student asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom.

A student asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom.

"You can go to the bathroom after you recite the alphabet," replies the teacher.

The student recites the alphabet: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z"

"Where's the 'P'"? asks the teacher.

"Dripping down my leg."

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Little jhonny said to the teacher miss i need to pee

little jhonny said to the teacher miss i need to pee

teacher: wait 1 minute

jhonny: miss i need to pee

teacher: sing your alphabet

jhonny: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

teacher: very good jhonny but were's the p

jhonny: running down my leg

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