Why don't PETA members masturbate?

Why don't PETA members masturbate?.

Because they hate beating meat.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?.

None, because PETA can't change anything.

-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.

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If I smoke some strong weed and beat my meat...

If I smoke some strong weed and beat my meat...

Am I a chronic masturbator?

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Why do Christians hate butchers?.

Why do Christians hate butchers?.

They don’t condone beating meat

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?.

none, PETA can't change anything.

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What do PETAs call new recruits?.

what do PETAs call new recruits?.

fresh meat

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I'm a member of PETA now.

I'm a member of PETA now.

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Eating

Tasty

Animals

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