Why don't PETA members masturbate?.
Because they hate beating meat.
How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?.
None, because PETA can't change anything.
-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.
If I smoke some strong weed and beat my meat...
Am I a chronic masturbator?
Why do Christians hate butchers?.
They don’t condone beating meat
How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?.
none, PETA can't change anything.
what do PETAs call new recruits?.
I'm a member of PETA now.