I was going to buy a million cows..

I was going to buy a million cows...

... then I realised how tera-bull of an idea that was

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I once tried to Frankenstein a small dog with a cow.

It was a terrier bull idea.

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Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?.

Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?.

If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.

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A farmer has 3 bulls and 200 cows.

A farmer has 3 bulls and 200 cows.

One of the bulls is large and has 100 cows to himself. The second bull is medium sized and has 70 cows. The third bull is small and has 30 cows.One day the farmer gets another bull.The large bull says, “I don’t care how big he is, he’s not getting a single one of my cows.” The medium... read more

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Two Ranchers make a deal.

Two Ranchers make a deal.

One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county. They decide to mate the two and split the offspring between them.

They lead the bull to the cow, but the cow walk away disinterested. The bull tries to mount the cow, but the cow walks away and won't let the bull get near her. The owners watch as the bulls repeated attempts are met with a cold response.

The bull's owner leans over to the cow's owner and asks,"Did you get your cow from Ft. Worth?"

The cow's owner, astonished, replies, "Yea, I did! How did you guess?"

"My wife is from Ft. Worth."

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50 cows and 1 bull were standing in a field...

50 cows and 1 bull were standing in a field...

A sudden strong breeze came and blew all the cows over, but not the bull. A cow walked over and asked the bull, why didn't that breeze blow you over? The bull replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down

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How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?.

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?.

The bull has horns, and the cow is the udder one.

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