Stay in school, kids

Stay in school, kids.

One day, a kid comes home from school. He goes up to his mom and says "Momma, I was at school today, and Tommy could count all the way to 100! I can barely count to about 7 or 8!" The mom goes "That's ok sweetie, one day you'll be as smart as him.Next day, the kid comes home again. He goes up to... read more

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Stay in school, kids.

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his mom, and says "Momma, I was at school today, and Johnny knows his ABCs all the way to Z! I barely know them to H!." The mom says, "Don't worry honey, you'll get there eventually."

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