U didn’t get it

u didn’t get it.

Two engineering students were biking across campus when one asks, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replies, "Well, it was the craziest thing. I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up, threw the bike to the ground, took off ... read more

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Understanding Engineers.

Understanding Engineers.

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one

said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer

replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,

when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,

took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first

engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably

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Two engineer students were biking across campus.

Two engineer students were biking across campus.

One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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Two engineering students were walking across campus...

Two engineering students were walking across campus...

...when a third engineer pulls up on a brand new bike. Engineer #1 says, "I've never seen you ride that before, where did you get such a great bike?"

The engineer on the bike replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "You can have whatever you want."

Engineer #2 nodded approvingly, saying, "Good choice; there's no way her clothes would have fit you."

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