Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.

“Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” ... read more

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“Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I... read more

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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

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A man is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.

a man is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.

“Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.”“I can’t”, the man quicly responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that ... read more

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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a  breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

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A Spanish Joke - Translated.

A Spanish Joke - Translated.

Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.

Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a Breathalyzer test.

I can't , Jim responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.

Alright, says the cop, then you're going to have to take a blood test.

Can't do that either, Jim responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.

Ok, the cop answers then I will need a urine sample.

Sorry, says Jim I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.

Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.

Can't do that either responds Jim.

Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop.

Well, because I'm drunk!

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A Russian cop wants to get a breathalyzer.

A Russian cop wants to get a breathalyzer.

ys, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."

The driver blows into a condom and the cop notices it smells like vodka. He says, "You drunk. Go to Police Station."

He stops the second driver and says, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."

The driver blows into a condom and the cop notices it smells like vodka. He says, "You drunk. Go to Police Station."

He stops the third driver and says, "Official government breathalyzer test. Blow."

The driver says, "You crazy? That is a condom!"

The cop says, "You not drunk. You free to go."

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