A Spanish Joke - Translated.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.
Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a Breathalyzer test.
I can't , Jim responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.
Alright, says the cop, then you're going to have to take a blood test.
Can't do that either, Jim responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.
Ok, the cop answers then I will need a urine sample.
Sorry, says Jim I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.
Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.
Can't do that either responds Jim.
Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop.
Well, because I'm drunk!
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