Genie: What is your final wish?

Genie: What is your final wish?.

Boy: I wish I were you!Genue: Weurd but alrught.

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A Bear and a Rabbit were walking through the woods...

A Bear and a Rabbit were walking through the woods...

"For my first wish, I wish that all the bears in the forest -- except for me -- were female."

"As you wish," said the Genie. And just like that, all the other bears in the forest were female.

The Genie then turns to the Rabbit for his wish.

"Rabbit, what would you like for your first wish?"

"I want a helmet."

"A helmet?" asks the Genie, "Okay..." And like that, the Rabbit has his helmet.

The Genie turns back to the Bear.

"And for your second wish, Bear?"

"For my second wish, I wish that all the bears in North America -- except for me -- were female."

"As you wish," says the Genie. And just like that, all the other bears in North America were female.

The Genie then turns to the Rabbit for his second wish.

"I want a motorcycle," says the Rabbit.

"Ah, that makes sense!" says the Genie putting two and two together. "A helmet and a motorcycle, of course!" And, just like that, the Rabbit gets his motorcycle.

The Genie turns back to the Bear for his third and final wish.

"Bear, what is your last wish?"

"I wish that all the bears in the whole world -- except for me -- were female."

"As you wish." And just like that, all the other bears in the world were female.

The Genie then turns to the Rabbit, who is on his motorcycle and revving the engine.

"And what do you want for your last wish, Rabbit?"

The Rabbit slowly looks up, staring off into the distance...

"I wish the bear was gay."

And with that, the Rabbit rides off into the sunset.

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Mouse and a bear find a genie lamp.

Mouse and a bear find a genie lamp.

h covered in forests.

The mouse went next and said, "I wish I had a mouse sized motorcycle," and the genie spawned him one.

The bear then wished a second time and exclaimed, "I wish the forest was filled with bears," and the genie did just that.

The mouse then told the genie, "I wish for a mouse sized motorcycle helmet," and the genie put one on his head.

For the bears final wish, he said, "I wish all the bears in the forest, except me, were female," and the genie turned all the bears in the forest except for the one who wished it female.

The mouse then got on his motorcycle, started it, and before he sped off yelled at the genie, "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!"

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A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods..

A bear is chasing a mouse through the woods..

When suddenly a genie appears. The mouse and bear stop dead in their tracks, perplexed at the genie's appearance. The genie offers to give both the bear and mouse three wishes. The bear, not hesitating, goes first; "I wish all the bears in these woods were female." The genie laughs and moves onto the mouse. "I wish for a motorcycle." The genie nods and moves back to the bear. "I wish all the bears in the world were female." The genie laughs again. The mouse asks for a motorcycle helmet. The genie gives it to the mouse and looks at the bear one last time. "I wish all the female bears wanted me." The genie goes, "My man!" and looks to the mouse for his final wish. The mouse gets on his motorcycle, starts it up, puts his helmet on and says, "I wish the bear was gay." and the mouse zooms off.

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Three guys are stuck on an island.

Three guys are stuck on an island.

ou," said the genie.

The first guy makes his wish and says, "I really miss my family and would like to be with them again, so I wish to be back home with my family," and the genie teleports him home.

The second guy doesn't take more than a second to wish for the same thing and is whisked away by the genie.

Finally the third guy makes his wish and says to the genie, "It's kinda lonely here, I wish those other two guys were back."

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A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, how about you? *Looks into camera*

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Jim finds a genie in a lamp.

Jim finds a genie in a lamp.

The genie says "you have three wishes to make"

Jim instantly says "I wish I were rich!"

The genie responds, "and for your second wish?"

Rich says "I want lots of money"

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