My wife said the mutt wanted something that starts with D and ends with K

My wife said the mutt wanted something that starts with D and ends with K.

How was I supposed to know she meant “dog park”?

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DESIGNER DOGS.

DESIGNER DOGS.

These days there are all kind of designer dogs : Yorkiepoos, Goldendoodles, Puggles. etc.Growing up, we called them Mutts

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What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog.

What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog.

One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!

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In America, dogs are k-9s.

In America, dogs are k-9s.

But in China, dogs are e-10

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A guy sees a sign in front of a house that says: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

A guy sees a sign in front of a house that says: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

### “You talk?” he asks.“Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s your story?” The mutt looks up and says: “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from co... read more

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I American ., dogs are K 9.

I American ., dogs are K 9.

In Korea dogs are E 10.

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I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!

I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!.

And probably get disqualified for doing so.

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