What’s 1+1?

What’s 1+1?.

Depends on if you have a condom

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What's the value of a cosigned loan?.

What's the value of a cosigned loan?.

It depends on θ, but between -1 and 1.

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Man 1: Have you gotten coronavirus yet?.

Man 1: Have you gotten coronavirus yet?.

Man 2: That depends, do the symptoms include oozing sores on your genitalia?Man 1: No!Man 2: What a relief!

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I once asked my girlfriend “How do you feel about condoms?”.

I once asked my girlfriend “How do you feel about condoms?”.

She replied "Depends on what's in it for me."

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What is the difference between a condom and a parachute?.

What is the difference between a condom and a parachute?.

If one is torn, you get +1 human, if another -1 human.

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1+1=2.

1+1=2.

Unless you don't use condoms, then 1+1=3

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1+1 = 3 (When you don't use a condom.)

1+1 = 3 (When you don't use a condom.)

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