This one goes out to the Physicists

This one goes out to the Physicists.

Genie: Alright, you’ve got one wish.Me: I wish I had a hat.Genîe: weîrd, but ok.

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Genie: you have three wishes.

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me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

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A programmer rubs a lamp and a genie appears.

A programmer rubs a lamp and a genie appears.

Genie: "Alright I'm gonna make this short. You can't ask for more wishes, you can't change free will, and you only get one wish. Choose wisely."Programmer: "I wish to use a wish."Genie: "Granted, you now have 4,294,967,295 wishes."

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A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie  popped out.

A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie  popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from  me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for  peace between this country……… .” “I’m really sorry” said the genie,  “but I am not powerful enough for that.”  “That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.” The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”

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A genie grants a man one wish.

A genie grants a man one wish.

The man says 'I want a superhighway that connects New York and Moscow'.

The genie says 'Woah, I can grant wishes, not miracles. Do you have a easier wish?'

The man thinks and says 'um ok...I want to fully understand women.'

The genie looks at him and says 'ok, so how many lanes did you want on that highway?'

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A man found a magic lamp.

A man found a magic lamp.

r you to give me more wishes?". As the genie said: "I'm only able to grant one more extra wish, but you have to ask for it". So the man said: "Ok, I want one more wish". Then the genie said: "Your wish has been fulfilled. You have three more wishes."

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A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie  popped out.

A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie  popped out. “You have one wish” said the genie. “Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?” “Not from  me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.” “OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for  peace between this country……… .” “I’m really sorry” said the genie,  “but I am not powerful enough for that.”  “That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.” The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”

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