Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...
You have to know when to pull out
Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal.
Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven.
What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?.
I signed up for my company's 401(k).
but I don't think I can run that far.
What do birds get if they have unprotected sex?.
Cherppies!Do you know why that's really bad?Their un-tweetable!
Do you know what happens when you have unprotected phone sex?.
You end up on the family plan!
Imagine to surviving all the unprotected sex.
Only to die of unprotected handshakes.