Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)..

Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...

You have to know when to pull out

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Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal.

Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal.

Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven.

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What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?.

What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?.

Warhammer 401(k)

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I signed up for my company's 401(k).

I signed up for my company's 401(k).

but I don't think I can run that far.

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What do birds get if they have unprotected sex?.

What do birds get if they have unprotected sex?.

Cherppies!Do you know why that's really bad?Their un-tweetable!

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Do you know what happens when you have unprotected phone sex?.

Do you know what happens when you have unprotected phone sex?.

You end up on the family plan!

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Imagine to surviving all the unprotected sex.

Imagine to surviving all the unprotected sex.

Only to die of unprotected handshakes.

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