If I had to sum up H. P. Lovecraft with one adjective it would be..

If I had to sum up H. P. Lovecraft with one adjective it would be...

cyclopean

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I had a stutter when I was a kid.

I had a stutter when I was a kid.

It was embarrassing and all of the other kids made fun of me for most of my life. Finally, when I was a junior in highschool, my parents sent me to a doctor. “D-d-doctor”, says I, “p-p-please help me. I h-h-h-have this terrible stutter”Doc said “Son, I have some bad news for you....your peni... read more

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A knock knock joke on a cosmological scale.

A knock knock joke on a cosmological scale.

- Knock knock. - W h o ’ s t h e r e ? - E N T R O P Y . - E T R P Y w o ? - e n

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A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.

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In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem’s H to O.

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Dear Ouji board, is this house haunted?.

Dear Ouji board, is this house haunted?.

Ouji board: M Y B R O T H E R H A S A L W A Y S B E E N M O R E P O P U L A R T H A N M E.

Me: damnit, this is a Luigi board

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*finds old Ouija board*.

*finds old Ouija board*.

"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"

W-E-H-A

"Guys--"

"Shut up"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U

"Guys--"

"Keep going"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y

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