Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?

Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?.

Hedgehog: No

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I hate hedgehogs.

I hate hedgehogs.

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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Hedgehogs...

Hedgehogs...

Why can't they just share the hedge?One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?.

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs...

Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs...

...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long.

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I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges.

I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges.

Turned out he was a privet investigator.

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I know Jesus can turn water into wine...

I know Jesus can turn water into wine...

But can He turn figs into Newtons?

(Probably a repost but im high and this funny to me right now)

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