I signed up for my company's 401(k)

I signed up for my company's 401(k).

but I don't think I can run that far.

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I signed up for my companies 401K...

I signed up for my companies 401K...

But I don't think I can run that far.

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One of our interns asked 
another if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k).

One of our interns asked

another if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k). “I’m considering it,” replied the second intern. Later, the first intern approached me looking concerned. “I did the math,” she said, “and 401K is almost 250 miles. She’ll never make it!” Rebekah Shue, Lancaster, Pennsylvania

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What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?.

What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?.

Warhammer 401(k)

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Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...

Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...

You have to know when to pull out

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My company has a 401k program.

My company has a 401k program.

I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.

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Why did the pedophile run into K-Mart?.

Why did the pedophile run into K-Mart?.

Because he saw a sign outside that said "boys' pants half off".

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