Help! I made my computer racist!.
I accidentally pressed alt-right.
How do the French turn on their computers?.
By pressing Ctrl+Alt+Retreat.
TIL that, on a Windows computer, your browser will become transparent if you press Alt+f4.
Just kidding, it's actually Ctrl+W
Did you know they made "Mein Kamph" into a game?.
To win you just keep pressing 'alt right'
What do you call a racist Matthew McConaughey impersonator?.
"Alt right alt right alt right"
Turns out Matthew McCoughnehey is a racist...
... I guess we should've known he was part of the alt-right alt-right alt-right.
What's the most racist color?.
Beige. It's alt white.