A jew is on his death bed..

A jew is on his death bed...

As he breathes his last breath he calls for his wife,"Angella are you here." The wife replies sobbing " yes dear here i am." He then asks for his two sons. The wife now choking up replies "yes dear they are here too. By your side." The man coughs and gathers up breath to ask for his daughter. The wi... read more

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A Jew is on his deathbed.

A Jew is on his deathbed.

Summoning his last strength, he says: "Is my wife Sarah here with me?" And she says "Yes, I am here." He then says :"Are my children here with me?" And they reply "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he smiles and says:"Is my father and siblings here with me?" And they too tell him that they are here. So the Jew lays quietly for a while and replies "Then who is the light on for in the kitchen?"

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The mystery of the Last son [long].

The mystery of the Last son [long].

e held his wife close and asked her "Darling, is the last child mine? Be truthful so I can die a peaceful death."

The wife replied "Yes dear. He is your own flesh and blood."

The husband breathed his last, content with a smile on his face.

His wife, wiping her tears, felt relieved he didn't ask about the other three.

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Wife driving the car ....

Wife driving the car ....

WIFE: honey?

Husband: yes dear

WIFE: did something hit the car

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: do you know what it was

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: was it an animal

Husband: yes deer

WIFE: was it a rabbit

Husband: no deer

(copied)

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An old Jewish Man is laying in his deathbed.

An old Jewish Man is laying in his deathbed.

He's about to say his final farewells and asks his wife to come close to him.He asks, "Are my daughters here?"His wife dutifully answers, "Yes, all you daughters are here with their partners and children."He next asks, "Are my sons here?"His wife replies, "Yes of cour... read more

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The Future went to the hospital...

The Future went to the hospital...

... with his wife, Past, as she was due to deliver their new baby. As the contractions got closer and more intense, the door bursts and there stood Present- out of breath from having run from the parking garage and soaked with sweat. “I got here as fast as I could, dear- I wouldn’t miss the ... read more

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Mother has four sons joke.

Mother has four sons joke.

The older three sons are blonde with light skin. The youngest is a brunette with darker skin.

The husband is laying on his deathbed. He turns to his wife and asks "honey, I need to know... is our youngest really my son?"

The wife responds: "yes dear, of course, I swear to god with all my heart!"

Reassured, the husband then passes away peacefully. The wife huffed a breath of relief and then muttered "thank god he didn't ask about the other three"

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