An American visiting the U.K ......

An American visiting the U.K .......

has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn’t help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?They sneer at him and the one says i... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #K #Sneer

Similar Jokes:

An American visiting the U.K .......

An American visiting the U.K .......

has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?

They sneer at him and the one says it's Wales!

So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?

Read More
More jokes about: #Visiting #Sneer #Pub #Conversation
I was in a bar when...

I was in a bar when...

I was in a bar in London throwing back brewski's when these two larger women walked in. They both had strong accents so I asked.

*"Are you two ladies from Scotland?"*

One of the ladies turned to me and said,

*"It's Wales you idiot"*

I must've been so drunk that I didn't notice so, I immediately apologized and said,

*"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"*

Don't remember much else.

Read More
More jokes about: #Immediately #Scotland #Drunk
A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar...

...and sees two obese women having a conversation. He walks up to them and notices they have an accent. He says, "hello ladies, I like your accent is it from Scotland?" One of the women replies, "It's Wales you idiot." The man says to the women, " I'm sorry, hello whales, is your accent from Scotland?"

Read More
More jokes about: #Scotland #Obese
So there were two larger girls at the bar...

So there were two larger girls at the bar...

I went to the bar and overheard two heavy girls talking with an odd accent.

I asked them, 'Are you two ladies from Scotland?'

One turned to me and said, 'It's Wales, you idiot!'

'Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?'

Read More
Crows.

Crows.

hesis. These crows always post a sentry while they eat roadkill to warn them of any approaching traffic. The problem lies neither in the sentry nor the larger body of crows, but in miscommunication. The crows have learned to say "Car! Car!" but they have not learned how to say "Truck! Truck!"

Best told in UK or by someone with English accent.

Read More
More jokes about: #Miscommunication
A cabby picked up 3 rather large women and was taking them downtown. As they were talking he thought he detected a Scottish accent. he asked "Are you three ladies from Scotland?"

A cabby picked up 3 rather large women and was taking them downtown. As they were talking he thought he detected a Scottish accent. he asked "Are you three ladies from Scotland?".

They looked at each other silently, then one of the sneered at him and said "It's Wales, you idiot.""Oh, excuse me. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

Read More
More jokes about: #Sneer #Cabby