1.Yo mama so fat she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fat the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so stupid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fat she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
12.Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift! Read More