Yo momma's so lonely

Yo momma's so lonely.

she kept you

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Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.

Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.

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Yo mama so stupid she had you

Yo mama so stupid she had you

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Yo mama so FAT AND STUPID she made you!

Yo mama so FAT AND STUPID she made you!

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1.Yo mama so fat she sits on both sides of the family!

1.Yo mama so fat she sits on both sides of the family!

2.Yo mama so fat the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!

3.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''

4.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"

5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it

7.Yo mama so stupid she can't even read with an audio book!

8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!

9.Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!

10.Yo mama so fat she can't even stop to a conclusion!

11.Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"

12.Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!

13.Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!

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Yo mama was gone for so long when she came back yo daddy thought she was yo boy friend.

yo mama was gone for so long when she came back yo daddy thought she was yo boy friend.

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1.Yo Momma's so fat that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!

1.Yo Momma's so fat that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!

2.Yo Momma's so fat I took a picture of her in 1938 and it is still

printing.

3.Yo Momma's so stupid she studied for a blood test.

4.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

5.Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

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