A priest was caught going 50km/h over the speed limit

A priest was caught going 50km/h over the speed limit.

The officer approached the car and smelled alcohol."Father have you been drinking?" He asked.The priest replied "Jesus Christ, he did it again!"

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I was once driving down the road..

I was once driving down the road..

..where I read a sign which said,

Speed limit 30km

I slowed down to 30km/h

A little further, another one

Speed limit 20km

I had to slow down even more,

Moving on, I saw another one

Speed limit 10km

My speedometer had come down to 10km/h

Not long after that, there was another

Speed limit 1km

I pulled over and started pushing my car to a point where I finally saw the last sign,

Welcome to Speed Limit

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They say germans have no speed limit on their highways.

They say germans have no speed limit on their highways.

But in fact their speed limit is the speed of light.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ?.

What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ?.

Haploid

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In Germany we have the best street: The Autobahn.

In Germany we have the best street: The Autobahn.

No speed limit there.

And we have the best club: Berghain.

Also no speed limit there.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?.

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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A guy gets pulled over by a cop.

A guy gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks, "You're speeding! Didn't you see the speed limit sign?" The man replied, "Yeah I saw the speed limit sign, but I didn't see you."

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