H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix..

H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix...

Next he'll get Cthulhu.

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What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?.

ctHULhU

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For the next few weeks, don't call it Netflix and Chill.

Instead, call it Isolate and Fornicate

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Congrats on the wedding!.

Congrats on the wedding!.

From here on out, it's just called Netflix and sleep.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?.

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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A couple just finalized their adoption of a Japanese baby.

A couple just finalized their adoption of a Japanese baby.

Shortly after, they signed up for Japanese lessons and explained that they had just adopted a baby.

"How nice!" said the teacher.

"Yeah," they agreed. "He'll be talking in a couple years and we want to be able to understand him!"

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Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

It's called "Hairy Potter".

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