Students are smart

Students are smart.

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?Student: NoProfessor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn’t put... read more

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Students are smart.

Students are smart.

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?

Student: No

Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?

Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

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For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then ask his students if it will dissolve.

For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then ask his students if it will dissolve.

*A student raise his hand to answer.*Student: No it won't dissolve sir.Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?Student: You're so cheap, there's no way you would've sacrificed that $20.

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Ted Bundy gave me a 24 karat ring...

Ted Bundy gave me a 24 karat ring...

Thanks for the gold, kind strangler!

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?.

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?.

in the MLA boxing ring

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I have known my girlfriend, Edith, for three years now and today I finally bought her a gold ring for our anniversary.

I have known my girlfriend, Edith, for three years now and today I finally bought her a gold ring for our anniversary.

Edith: wow thank you, that is my first gold!

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Lecturer: "have any of you heard of pavlov's dogs?"

Lecturer: "have any of you heard of pavlov's dogs?".

Student: "... It rings a bell."

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