Why couldn’t the pony sing?.
Because it was a little hoarse
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?.
A: He was a little hoarse.
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?.
Because it was a little horse
A pony came by my house for a glass of water today.
It was a little hoarse.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join.
The donkey responded, "I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."