A Woman goes to a Doctor....

A Woman goes to a Doctor.....

...worried about her husbands temper.The Doctor asks: "Whats the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is ... read more

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Temper cure...

Temper cure...

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband 's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he

calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".

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Husband's Temper.

Husband's Temper.

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."

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The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.".

e doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How

does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."

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A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife's temper.

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife's temper.

The doctor asks, What's the problem?

The man says, Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.

The doctor says, I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.

Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The man says, Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?

The doctor says, The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.

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A mud joke.

A mud joke.

(This is a translation from a french joke and my translation skill isn't great. I Hope it still makes someone laugh)

A woman who is feeling very ill goes to the doctor.

After a long examination, the doctor says "You seem to have a very serious disease, and I don't think I can do anything to save you. I give you no more than one week to live"

The woman, desperate, begs him "Are you really sure there isn't any drug that can help me ?"

The doctor thinks for a minute and says "Well, ok, you can try taking mud baths 5 times a day"

The woman, with a big smile and a new hope says "Ok, that seems feasible. Are you sure that can cure my disease ?"

The doctor answers "Oh no, that won't cure you, but at least you'll get used to being in the earth."

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A mud joke.

A mud joke.

hing to save you. I give you no more than one week to live"

The woman, desperate, begs him "Are you really sure there isn't any drug that can help me ?"

The doctor thinks for a minute and says "Well, ok, you can try taking mud baths 5 times a day"

The woman, with a big smile and a new hope says "Ok, that seems feasible. Are you sure that can cure my disease ?"

The doctor answers "Oh no, that won't cure you, but at least you'll get used to being in the earth."

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