I will never forget the first words my son uttered to me.
"Where the fuck have you been the last 19 years you motherfucker?!"
I'll never forget my son's 856th words.
"Dad, you capture irrelevant information."
I never forget my son's first words... "Where the heck have you been for 16 years?"
Why was Icarus afraid of Oedipus?.
Because he was the motherfucking son.
I will never forget my sons first words he said to me...
“Why did you never see me for sixteen years Dad?”
Why did you never see me for sixteen years Dad?
Dad: I heard that you got punished for saying the F-word in class. That’s wasn’t fun, was it?.
Son: No, it was Fuck.