Danish Joke

Danish Joke.

I want to join in (on translating jokes) and try one of the most well known joke-setups from Denmark. We call it “All the kids jokes” and the script is always the same. It starts with “All the kids” did, said, were, went etc etc. “Except (Name)” and then a punchline that’s rhymes with the name. ... read more

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Danish Joke.

Danish Joke.

I want to join in (on translating jokes) and try one of the most well known joke-setups from Denmark. We call it All the kids jokes and the script is always the same. It starts with All the kids did, said, were, went etc etc. Except (Name) and then a punchline that's rhymes with the name.

Example:

All the kids had a great vacation.

Except Beth.

She was beaten to death.

Or:

All the kids had a pet.

Except Rumer.

She had a tumor.

They can be less dark or more. Just wanted to see if the concept holds up outside DK?

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I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states….

I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states….

Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.

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What’s another name for a Broadway script?.

What’s another name for a Broadway script?.

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Danish Joke.

Danish Joke.

Example:

All the kids had a great vacation.

Except Beth.

She was beaten to death.

Or:

All the kids had a pet.

Except Rumer.

She had a tumor.

They can be less dark or more. Just wanted to see if the concept holds up outside DK?

Read More
More jokes about: #Script
Need some help from you guys!.

Need some help from you guys!.

I'm writing a script for a commercial for a small denture business, and the client wants me to open with a pun and so far anything I've come up with is pretty bleak.. So hit me with your best mouth/dentist/smile (etc.) puns! Thanks in advance.

Upvotes for all answers!

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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed...

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed...

like my name, phone number, address, etc.

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