Beth, why are all of our broken condoms on the couch?.
HONEY! How many times do I have to tell you not to call out kids like that!
Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch.
Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names
Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch?.
Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names.
Huband: There are broken condoms on our couch.
Wife: How many times have I told you not to call our children that?
"Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?".
And that's when his wife replied shouting: "I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"
"What are the broken condoms doing on the couch?!".
"Our children have names, Harold!"
I yelled at my wife today for keeping broken condoms on the sofa.
She answered that I shouldn't call our kids like that