A U.S Marine was deployed to Afghanistan

A U.S Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given ... read more

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A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said sh... read more

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A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.

In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without).

He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

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There's a Marine in Afghanistan.

There's a Marine in Afghanistan.

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back.

So, the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 24 pictures of women (with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

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Six weeks ago, my brother was deployed by Afghanistan...

Six weeks ago, my brother was deployed by Afghanistan...

ation in his voice. He sighed and explained:

"You should've started with something innocent and then gone from there. Don't open with the worst news. Say something like 'Well, the cat got on the roof... we tried to get her... then she slipped and we couldn't save her'. Understand?"

I told him I understood and thanked him for the advice.

"Alright," he said, "How's mom doing?"

"Well, she got on the roof..."

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A marine received a letter from his girlfriend.

A marine received a letter from his girlfriend.

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan when he received a letter from his girlfriend. She said she fell in love with his best friend while he was gone, and that she didn't want him to come back to her. The marine did what any other man would do. He went around to all of his buddies and collected all of the unwanted pictures of women (with clothes and without clothes). After he had about 2 dozen pictures, he mailed them to his ex with a letter attached that said, "I don't remember which one you are. Take the pictures of you and please mail the rest back."

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[Long] Story about soldier and friend.

[Long] Story about soldier and friend.

y shocked and writes back to his friend.

Dear Ben:

I can’t believe your last letter. Here I am trying to cope with a war, and I get this letter from you just telling me that Fluffy keeled over dead. You just don’t do that kind of thing to a guy, Ben. You need to break that kind of news to a guy more slowly. You might start off with a letter telling a guy that his cat is on the roof. In your next letter, you might add that the cat won’t come down and that you’re starting to get a little worried. In the 3rd or 4th letter, you might let a guy know that you had to call the fire department to get the cat down, that they finally retrieved her, and that she is in intensive care at the veterinary hospital. In your 5th letter, you might let a guy know that his cat’s chances of pulling through don’t look very good. And in a 6th letter, you might finally tell the guy that they did everything they could for her but that Fluffy just didn’t pull through. Then, in the 7th letter, you tell the guy about the wonderful memorial service everyone had for Fluffy and remind him of what an inspiration she was to you. I hope you will be more careful about these matters in the

future.

Sincerely, Pete

A few weeks later his friend writes to him:

Dear Pete:

Your wife is on the roof.

Sincerely,

Ben

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