3 years old: My mom is the best!

3 years old: My mom is the best!

7 years old: Mom I love you!

10 years old: Mom what ever!

17 years old: OMG my mom is so annoying!

25 years old: I wanna go back home!

35 years old: Mom you were right

50 years old: I dont wanna lose my mom!

70 years old: I would give everything to have my mom with me!

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My dad's take on 35 years of marriage.

My dad's take on 35 years of marriage.

Me: "Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"

Dad: "Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."

Mom: "Awww!"

Dad: "...Underwater."

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My 35 year old friend and his 22 year old girlfriend had their meal out completely ruined by strangers judging them for their age gap.

My 35 year old friend and his 22 year old girlfriend had their meal out completely ruined by strangers judging them for their age gap.

It completely ruined their 10 year anniversary.

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Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school.

Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school.

Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for schoolLiam: but I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate meMom: you have to goLiam: give me one reason why I should goMom: you're 35, and you're the principal

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A comedian was arrested after causing a 35 year old male to laugh himself to death.

A comedian was arrested after causing a 35 year old male to laugh himself to death.

Police are charging him with man's-laughter.

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Kids these days...

Kids these days...

A five year old boy was playing with his three year old brother at their house when the older one notices something in the terrace. He exclaimed, "OMG! There's a condom on the terrace!"Innocently, the younger brother asked, "What's a terrace?"

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You guys wanna hear a construction joke?.

You guys wanna hear a construction joke?.

..... hold on I'm working on it.

(Brought to you by my 8 year old nephew)

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